A Politician!!!

Sir Winston Churchill was once asked what qualification he thought were the most essential for a politician. Without hesitation he answered: "It is the ability to foretell what will happen tomorrow, next week, next month, next year and explain afterwards why it did not happen"

Who’s Job Is It?

The story of four people named everybody, somebody, anybody and nobody.

There was an important job to be done and everybody was sure that somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was everybody’s job. Everybody thought anybody could do it but nobody realized that everybody would not do it. It ended up that everybody blamed somebody when nobody did what anybody could have done it